Sunday, May 14, 2006

Happy Mother's Day

It's Mother's Day, so give your favorite pro-life or anti-stem-cell-research mother a handful of flower seeds.

"They're fertilized zygotes, Mom, what's your problem? You always said fertilized zygotes were ethically equivalent to fully-grown creatures. So by that token, I got you a bouquet."

Then come back here and let me know whether you got disowned or not. If yes, score one for our side -- we caught your mom in a hypocrisy!

(In all seriousness, hi Mom, happy M.D. Aren't you glad you took me to those pro-choice marches when I was a kid? Did you know you were raising a liberal loony?

Yeah, I thought so.)


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