Happy Mother's Day
"They're fertilized zygotes, Mom, what's your problem? You always said fertilized zygotes were ethically equivalent to fully-grown creatures. So by that token, I got you a bouquet."
Then come back here and let me know whether you got disowned or not. If yes, score one for our side -- we caught your mom in a hypocrisy!
(In all seriousness, hi Mom, happy M.D. Aren't you glad you took me to those pro-choice marches when I was a kid? Did you know you were raising a liberal loony?
Yeah, I thought so.)